Breaking the Ice....

hey guys i m back. After a session where some questions were asked and some clueless answers were given (i was talking about the WSN Quiz). Thodi pet-puja in the cafetria and the some project work, i m starting again. Sorry yaaron u had to wait for so long. Sala tidda bhi na, project ka kaam galat time pe leke aata hai. Chalo vo sab chodo, kahan the hum log. Haan i left u guys with a promise that i will be bringing some guys of our batch into the highlight.

Note :- I recently edited my 1st post and for some of the things i had previously written i m terribly sorry and i apologize. if someone had read them and felt offensive then again i m really sorry. If you haven't, to saalon aage badho na, ye kya padh rahe ho. Koi sorry bole to itna maza aata hai kya....chalo yahan se...hurrrr.

Bhaiyon as u all know recently, i mean in the last two days there have been lots and lots talk about our favourite moments in RGIIT. There have been comments and specualtions revolving arouns the famous characters of Ballu, Mutthu, Guna, Bakri, Jindal, Robot, Kinshuk, gandhi, Tidaa.....and the list goes on. Well for starters, abhi unki baatein nahi karne wale hain hum log. Abhi charcha ka vishay hain vo log jo ki hain to hamare batch me, lekin aisa lagta hai ki silenncer laga aaye the aur silencer laga k hi wapas chale jayenge. But still, hain to hamare sarv-priya batch-mates hi na, tuo unhi se shuru karte hain.

The Gals :-

Bhaiyon, chillana mat shaant ho jao. Mujhe pata hai ki aap logon k dil me kitna aakrosh, josh, junoon aur na jane kya-2 bhara hua hai, lekin main apne aap ko maaf nahi kar paunga agar maine inke bare me chand shabd nahi kahe. And believe me gals those words are not gonna be in any sense of satirical humour or insult, they are just gonna be an appreciation for letting guys like us to hang around urselves (Given how we behave sometimes i even dont wanna be near us). Lekin sahi me bhaiyon, kabhi sochna these girls spent 4 years of their college lives with us, listening to all the crap that we have been talking about and around them.

Kabhi-2 sochta hoon to sharam aati hai khud par. Mere aaj bhi vo din yaad hai (sab sali CS ki galti hai), 2nd sem, Surabhi's comp was between mine and Tidda's. As usual, we both were joined in the server, and as usual i was looking at tidda's screen so that i can kill him (sala score 1 to aage badhta, sab to robot aut tatte uda dete the). Aur aisa hi hua, tidda aaya maine uski screen me dekha aur clear headshot (thank you..thank you)....tidde ko thodi der tak samajh me nahi aaya ki yaar....ye kaise..??? Fir usne naam padha..meri taraf muda aur apni sabhya zabaan se chand shabd meri taraf teer ki tarah chod diye. But what he didn't realize that Surabhi was also looking at him, so as u can visualize situation kafi gandi ho gayi thi. Hum dono to has liye, lekin surabhi uth k chali gayi. Believe it or not, but since that day i am sorry for that.....really sorry surabhi. Lekin bhaiyon iska matlab ye nahi tha ki mere aur tidde jaise praniyon me ratti bhar bhi akal aane ka naam aati, naa ji naa. Sharam Haya to pehle hi bech k kha li thi (salon tum sab ki bhi baat kar raha hoon....sirf mere aur tidde ko hi mat sochna kamino)....again sorry from all us boyz gals and seriously HATS OFF to you for somehow managing to stay with us. Believe it or not (i even myself can't imagine that i m writing this) WE WILL MISS U.

Haan mujhe pata hai ki bahut sare log, mujhe abhi gaaliyan hi de rahe honge yaar aur bol rahe honge ki saale aage badh, bhau mat kha aur publicity mat bator wagerah-2, lekin aise sab logon k liye hi main bolna chahta hoon..."beta ab kuch karlo..netagiri to rag-2 me bas gayi hai....nahi chutegi...:D :D :D"....sala kuch achcha bhi karo tab bhi credit lene pahuch jate hain...sala jab tak koi tareef na kare to pet hi nahi bharta hai....:) :). Chalo moving on. Haan bhai agla group.

The Biharis :-

Bhai apne batch k sabse vichitra praniyon me se. Aut haan bhaiyon shuru karne se pahle let me inform you that just becoz the name says so it doesn't mean that ki sirf Bihar k log hi shaamil hain. Waise samjhne wale samajh gaye hain....jo na samjhe..vo samajh jayenge, main hoon na. Haan bhai to main jaisi ki aap sab jaante hain main baat kar raha hoon the majestic duo of Gulli-Danda, the ever ravishing hot and sexy Gandhiji, the ever smiling (and i personally sometimes hate it) Gaya and the hawas-ka-pujari(:P) & kitabi-kida TP. Ab bhaiyon inke bare me kya-2 bolun....sab ka motto lagta hai ki zinda rahne k liye jitna kam se kam kha sako utna achcha. Matlab bhai logon gussa na karna (and TP plz bhai leave my testicles alone...i beg of you), lekin yaar sahi me sab k sab Malnutrition k mareez lagte hain. Lekin bhai jo bhi bolo, inka bhi apna hi style hai life jine ka.

Ankur bhai ki hilti hui taangon pe main mar mita tha (Shayad kashyap bhi isi pe...ab kaun jane andar ki baat). Jab maine pahli baar suna tha ye phrase---"Are Kasyap, idhar aao na.." (notice the missing H, wish i could put audio here), bhai ye shabd jaise mere dimaag me gad gaye hon. Matlab jis talleenta aur aaram k saath in shabdon ka uchcharan kiya gaya tha....bhai poocho mat...main to has bhi nahi paya tha. And so it holds till now. Wahi andaz, wahi chal, wahi kad-kathi, ankur bhai salaam aapko.

No. 2 pe hain hamare apne kashyap bhai. Iske room me 1 baar gaya tha, thand k din the. Main andar gaya, dekha kamre me koi nahi tha to bahar nikal aaya. Baad me pata chala ki laptop k saamne jo mere ko fold kara hua kambal lag raha tha actually usme hi Kashyap mahashay lipte hue the. Waah bhai waah...kya lachila badan. Lekin pata nahi koi jaanta hai ki nahi, lekin maine apne aankhon se dekha hai bhai, sab bolte hain TP sala padhta rahta hai, lekin agar tumne kashyap ko padhte hue dekh liya to bas......ab main aage nahi bolunga. Kashyap bhai...lage raho yaar. Sala tum 1 din duniya phodoge.

Chalo bhai ham sabke pyaare Gandhiji ka number. By God yaar, zaroorat se aur zaroorat se kam na inhone bola hai aur na bolenge. matlab kasam se, sale do shabd nikalwane k liye inko poora hilana-dulana padta hai. Chup-chap saadgi se kaam karne wale, aur zindagi me sala kisi ko tedhi nazar se dekha tak nahi hoga...bura-bhala sochna to bahut door ki baat hai. Aur haan, kaun bolta hai sala pulkit ka, anik ka, tatti ka, ya mera placement ho gaya hai. Placement hua hai to sirf Gandhiji ka. Bhai Ajab-Gajab. Kya change hai yaar personality me, matlab duniya palat di hai yaar Gandhiji ne. HATs OFF to u dude. Seriously, well done and keep going.

Gaya bhai namaskar. Gaya bhi sochta hoga yahan college aake ki sala mujhe Gaya me hi paida hona tha, sala mere shaher ka naam Sultan, ya Sher-e-Khalifa nahi ho sakta tha kya. Matlab ghar walon ne to naam faltoo hi rakh diya...sale in kamino ne to VIshal Kumar ki existence hi khatam kar di hai. Matlab bolo to lagta hi nahi hai mera naam hai. Lekin gaya bhai, tumhari ever-lasting smile ka raaz kisi ko batana mat yaar. Hamesha haste rahna. Aur sala ye batao kisne Essekar ko 5th seed player banaya tha tourney me. Sala sabse zyada hit-rate tha, aao koi bhi bhid lo.

TP sir...namaskaar. Bhai is bande ki to daat deni padegi. Matlab he stands for one thing in my life....hard work, pure hard work and perseverence. Bas sala isko bhi agal-bagal walon ki hawa lag gayi (GUNA & SARDAR) aur raat k andheron me behekne laga hamara padhaku Ayaz. Aur isi lat ne janam diya iske doosre roop ko-->HAWAS KA PUJARI. Bhai maarna mat bhai aur kuch bhi kaatna to mat hi bhai (:P)..main to mar hi jaunga. Lekin yaar jab ye kuch solve karta hai na tab iska chehra dekh k aisa lagta hai jaise mata aa gayi hai. Matlab bande ka concentration, sala aisa mere me hota to.....tab bhi kuch nahi ukhad pata. TP bhai tussi gr8 ho.

Ab bhaiyon i think that you have been waiting for quiet some time for this post. So wothout further ado i m gonna post it.

And yes look out for my subsequent posts. Bye for now.....