Yaaron ab to ruka hi nahi jaa raha hai. Mano haath thak gaye hain type karte-2 lekin man nahi maan raha hai. It wants to go on, and describing u guys the best way i can. Feels nice. Doston agar kisi bhi point be tum logon ko lage ki main bore kar raha hoon to..........saalon chup-chaap padhte rahna aur mujhe bilkul mat batana. Mujhe sirf tareefein chahiye :P.
Haan to to bhai where did i leave, yeah...we were discussing some of the left behind creatures of our batch. On a similar note, let me introduce to u all another group.
The Lab Geeks :-
Bhai computer hi inka khana, computer hi inka peena. Computer cheen liya jaye to pakka 1-2 to suicide kar hi lenge. Haan aap logon ne sahi socha i m indeed talking about Tyagan, Kaushik bhaiyya and Khushwaha. Bhaiyon matlab software pe jaise zindagi hi likh di gayi hai bando ki. Computer ki screen k alawa aankhein kuch dekhti hi nahi hain. Main thodi der tak in sab ko dekhta rahta hoon to sahi me lagta hai ki computer me ab ghuse-to-tab. Ye aise log hain ki jinhe dekh k aisa lagta hai ki yaad agar apne computer me se thodi si space nikaal k de sakte to yaar inhi logon ko donate kar dete. These guys really need it. And atleast in Amethi, they were in dire need of the limited MB's that everyone got (raavan teri aisi ki taisi).
Tyagi 1 aisa banda hai jisne 1st sem me pahli baar computer system dekha tha, or atleast kaam to pahli baar hi kiya tha. Ye baat ab to sochte hue bhi mazak lagti hai. Isko 1 baar dimaag me socho to 1 baar ko apna dimaag hi bol de.....bhak bh*******. But believe it or not, it is the truth. And not even Pulkit can be seen taking advice from him (read this line again to feel the magnitude of it). Haan bhai, matlab agar softwares ki food chain to apna tyagi katai lallan-taap pe baitha hua hota. And the best thing is that even after all this we have the liberty of saying "Hamara Tyagi". Kudos man.
Kaushik bhaiyya to bas kaushik bhaiyya hi hain. Mere dimaag me 1 image hai. Mere ko aisa lagta hai ki bas Kaushik subah bolta hai "Tyagi, Khushwaha tayyar ho jao lab jana hai..",..aur dono achche bachchon ki tarah ready hoke nikal lete hain iske peeche lab. Ab mere ko pata hai ki ye image bahut hi galat hai, lekin mera kya jata hai (:P). One thing that i think most people may or may not know about him is that he is an avid gamer. Asli me jo bhi haalat ho, lekin bhai motogp2 me isse achchi bike nahi chala sakta koi bhi. Tried and tested. Faad banda hai yaar.
Khushwaha sahab k bare me ab hum kya bol sakte hain. Jab aap lab me ghuso aur aapko kisi screen ki brightness itni kam lage ki aisa lage ki yaar isse tez to apna mobile jal jayega (aur main purane green display wale phones ki baat kar raha hoon), to samajh jao ki us system pe khushwaha sahab viraajmaan hain. Aankhein screen se itni door ki 1 baar ko meri ungli to ghus jayegi uski aankhon aur screen k beech me lekin Aman ki to pakka nahi ghusegi. But there are only a few who have understood the real talents of this lad. Time and again i have reminded by Kinshuk that this guy has an eidetic memory. I was at first amazed to hear this. But it turned out to be true. Khuchwaha bhai kaun si chakki ka aata khate ho yaar.
Bhaiyon sahi mano to yaar agar ye bande nahi hote sale aadhe se zyada systems kisi na kisi virus se corrupted hote and on an average har banda apna system 10-15 baar format kar chuka hota (which we are in a habit og doind on the slightest of trouble). Tyagi bhai tumne kitne computers bachaye hain tum kya jano. Bhagwaaan bhala kare tum sabka yaar. Ya tumhare case me Charles Babbage (bahut ganda joke tha lekin tab bhi maar diya).
Haan bhai the next group is actually some people who don't into light that often but are rather brought into the light by Social Spammers such as pauwa, ballu, sardar, etc.
The low-profile UPites :-
Guys if within the next 4 seconds u guess who i m talking about than.....than nothing, u still have to read on, there's no escaping this. Here i m talking about the low-lying guys who just hang....not even out. I mean they dont get involved in anything, atleast voluntarily. They are dragged into limelight to be noticed. But Still they are there and a very functioning group of our lives. I m talking about the likes of the recent Chulbul Pandey, Patel Bhai, Ahaiy Shetty and Pankaj urf Shahrukh Khan. Yaar mere ko pata nahi chala lekin 4 me se 3 to hero nikle. Khair ye hain bhi hero layak. Lekin bas apne fans se juda rahte hain. Matlab itna alag ki shayad mere ko 2nd sem tak to pata hi nahi tha ki Deepak hamare hi batch me hai ki nahi. Lekin sahi me yaar Deepak bhai ki to apni hi duniya hai. Main to bas ise tab dekhta tha, jab ye ban-than k teekarmafi ki market me nikalta tha. Are haan main in sab me missing link to bhool hi gaya--->TEEKARMAFI MARKET. Bhai chappa-2 maloom tha in bandon ko. Matlab kahin se kuch bhi, jane kahan-2 tak ghoom rakha tha, aur jane kitni baar. 1 aur cheez common hai in sab me (atleast 3 hero logon me to), sale sab gazab saj dhaj k bahar nikalte hain. Yar bhai inhe dekh k to mujhe kabhi-2 complex ho jata tha (aap logon ko to pata hai meri patent dress --> shorts and sleeveless).
Shetty bhai ne to kasam se mere ko gazab gaaliyan di hongi. Aur sahi bataun to mere ko bhi bahut bura lagta tha, naam maine rakha aur pakda kisne....lipar bhai ne. Bas bhaiyon aage ki kahani jo apne-aap nahi samjha vo sala is batch ka kahlane layak nahi hai. Mujhe shaam k 5-7 k beech me roz 5-6 baar to "Ahaayyy Shettyyy" to sunai de hi jata tha. Aur tabhi mere ko lagta tha ki Shetty bhai to gazab galiyan nikaal rahe honge mere liye. Lipar baba k naam ka bhi jaikara lagega, lekin abhi to ham pankaj bhai aur patel sir ki baat kar rahe hain. yaar mujhe to beech me shak hone laga tha ki sale ye dono kahin FBI k agents to nahi. Matlab mere liye to inki lives bilkul secretive hi rahi. Khair shayad meri hi galti hai. Aadhe log us wing k hamari wing me hi aa jate the, to sala us taraf jane ki aadat hi choot gayi. Lekin jitna pata chala to itna to jaan liya yaar atleast Pankaj bhai to nahi hain, Patel k bare me abhi bhi confirm nahi hai.
Par yaar jo bhi ho, tashan to hai laundon me. Lage raho bhaiyon.
To bhai yahan khatam hoti hai kahani 2 aur groups ki. Sala main likha ja raha hoon lekin net to aa hi nahi raha hai. Matlab Amethi k bare me sochne lago to net to apni karamat to dikhayega hi na. Chalo koi nahi yaar, kal post kar dunga. Chalo yaar abhi band karta hoon. Ab baki posts kal. Chao...
w8ng for high profile UPites :)
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