From a loving Heart....

hi guys...here i am again....:P

yaar lekin iss baar jo main lagane jaa raha hoon....that is truly a copy-paste work...as were many of our projects...but none-theless written by one of our friends. But unfortunately he wished to remain anonymous, and so i will respect his feelings and not display his name.....bas us bande se ye bolna chahunga yaar.....thanx bhai....the post is amazing.....and sorry itni late post kari......;)

Just read on guys........this is just lovely.....

haan aur hindi me tha to na samajh me aaya ho to mujhe nahi pata....(mujhe bhi kuch-2 nahi samajh me aaya tha pahli baare me :P)

नमस्कार दोस्तों मैं एक आपका अपना आपे बीच हे रहता हूँ , आज सुबह से एक अनजानी से हवा चल रही थी पता नहीं शायद कुछ कम सा लग रहा था, पता नहीं क्यों मैं ये कहना चाह रहा था |
मैं उन चंद पालो के लिए आपका आभारी हूँ जो आपने मुझे दिए, मैं उन चंद यादों का आभारी हूँ जो अपने दी, मैं ये यादें अपने साथ ले जा रहा हूँ जिन्दगी भर के लिए, मैं वो बाते साथ ले जा रहा हूँ जिन्दगी भर के लिए |शायद कभी न अच्छा लगे मुझे वो दिन जिसमें तुम लोग साथ न हो पर शायद ये कुदरत का ये ही नियम है के आप को चलते रहना है, आपको पीछे यादे खीच कर लायेंगी कभी न कभी मजिल पर मिल आयेंगी उन यादो को बस साथ लेकर चलना है, बस चलते रहना है| मैं आज कोशिश कर रहा हूँ उन यादो को एक वाकया मैं लिखने की आशा निशा करता हूँ आप सब को पसंद आयए :

आशुतोष (गौतम) : शांत सा रहता था ये बंदा, पर कभी ये लगा नहीं के हम से अलग है, ये भी उतना हे पागल था जितना के विशाल
संदीप (बूढा , बुढ़ापा ) : जनाब को गुस्सा बहुत अत था शायद सबने इनका गुस्सा कम करवा दिया, खेर बंदा दिल का बहुत अच्छा है|
अंकेश (नूवी ) : भाई ये बंदा क्या नाचता है, नाचने के साथ साथ बंदा क्रेअतिवे है, और स्मार्ट तो है ही
राहुल (फुग्गा) : शायद ये दुनिया का सबसे बड़ा हिंदी फिल्म का प्रेमी हो, कोई ऐसी हिंदी फिल्म नहीं है जो जनाब ने ना देखि हो, |
विशाल (गया) : शायद इस से शांत बंदा मैंने नहीं देखा होगा, पर बन्दे मैं अत्तितुदे है |
नरेश (तिगेर, दोन ) : मेरे साथियों ने इसका जीना दुश्वार कर दिया इन चार सालों मैं, पर मुझे ये पता है के हमे ये उतना ही याद आयेगा जितने सब |
आशीष ( कुशवाहा ) : बन्दे को मूवी डाउनलोड का भयंकर शावक है, दिल का साफ़ और कौशिक के पलटन का सबसे बड़ा हीरो है
संतोष(संता) : भाई मेरा दिखने मैं बड़ा डरावना लगता है, और है भी :प, तेरे विचारों का मैं बहुत बड़ा फेन हूँ
दीपक (चुलबुल) : भाई हिंदी गाने कोई भी फटे पुराने इनके रूम से सुनाई दे जायेंगे
अंकित( अलसी ) : आब क्या लिखूं इनके लिए लिखने मैं भी अलस अ रहा है, तेज़ दिमाग का बंदा हर कम मैं लगाये अपना एक्सपर्ट अद्विस
शशि(नेता): ये हमारे बीच मैं सबसे बड़ा रखते है... ओदा, :प हमारे बीच एक मात्र हमारे सबसे प्यारे नेता जी
विशाल (पागल ) : इसे हसने के बीमारी है कभी हँसा दो तो २/३ दिन तक पागलो के तरह हस्त रहेगा, वैसे ये वाकई मैं पागल है :प
ध्रुव( सविता ) : हमारे बीच रहने वाली एन्तेर्तेंमैन्त का सामन, कटाक्ष बोलने वाली हमारी प्यारी भाभी
अनिक : शांत सा, पहाड़ सा बंदा कभी कभी ही बहार निकलता था, पर चिल्लाने मैं इसका कोई जवाब नहीं ये और मयंक ने जीना हराम कर रखा था |
अभ्सिहेक(मुत्थु ): असली पागल तो ये था मुझे आज तक पता नहीं चल पाया है ये चीज़ क्या है ? और करना क्या चाहता है, काफी कांफुसेद है
वरुण (मार ले ): भाई हिंदी के तो एक कर दे थी आपने, पर धीरे धीरे व्याकरण समहज हे अ गया आपको, लव यू यार
सुनील (अहह शेट्टी ) : इन जनाब को बस चाचू और गावों और तिकर्मफी के ट्रिप्स से बहुत लगाव था
रघु( दोन ) : भाई बन्दे मैं शांत रहने का कीड़ा था, पर बहुत ही धासू बंदा है
वैभव(कुत्ता ) : इन्हें जनाब साब इसलिय ये बुलाते थे के संजी सर इनका नाम सही से नहीं बोल पते थे, पर धीरे धीरे भौवाभ से भू और फिर कुत्ता हे कर दिया, बंदा फ्य्सिच्स मैं इन्तेरेट्स रखता है ..और बड़ा हे क्यूट है
अयाज़ ( टी.पी ): भाई को किताबो से विशेष हे प्रेम है, पर उन्हें एक चीज़ से और प्रेम है :प
रोहन (वन व्हित ) : जनाब के क्या कहने, मेरा एक मात्र अंग्रेज है इनको देख कर बस यही याद अता ..अंग्रेज मेरे अंग्रेज मेरे मेरी जान है तू :प
अलोक (बल्लू ) : दुनिया का सबसे बड़ा वर बंदा यही होगा, कोई भी कैसे भी बंद हो इससे हित जरूर करने के कोशिश करी होगी, पर गुट्स है बन्दे मैं हिम्मत वाला बंदा है और मेरा सबसे अजीज़ भी
अंकुर (अंकुर जी ) : इनकी धीरे बोलने के बीमारी इनकी चाल के साथ झलकती है, पर लीडर है ये भाई बिहारी ग्रुप के तो सम्भाल कर जरा
आदित्य( बूबा, रोबोट ) : भाई भुन्झा कभी भी हो महक अ जाती है भाई सबसे बड़ा वाला बंदा है जो के सबसे पहेल बंगलोरे मैं भी भुन्झा खोज रहा होगा
निश्चल (तत्ता ) : भाई जात है ये, बस इस से जात गिरी करवा लो और इसकी लड़कियों से फात्ति है
पुलकित : शायद इस से फाड़ बंदा मैंने कभी देखा हो, पर मेरी नजर मैं थोडा सा सेंटी बंदा है
सौरव(बकरी ): भाई दौड़ने का शौक है और आज तक वजन कम नहीं हुआ है
किंशुक ( माय नेम इस किंसुक जोशी ) : ये आदमी बड़े डार्लिंग टाइप है, साब दिल के बाते इन से जरूर कहते थे शायद मेरी नजर मैं सबसे सुलझा हुआ बंदा यही है
प्रतीक (गाँधी, मिस्त्री ) : भाई मैं जबरदस्त कंविंसिंग पॉवर है किसे को भी पल भर मैं कन्विंस कर सकते है, पर दिल के बड़े साफ़ है
निखिल (kunda): भाई क्या बाते है इन जनाब की चर्चे रहते है पुरे बाजार लड़कियों मैं इन्ही के
कुशिक (ऐश्वर्या ): भाई एक बात यह के ऑटो वाले गाने पुरे चार साल मस्त सुनाये, कभी हार्मनी और कभी वो आज कल कौनसी गूमसे से भी आगे भादो
पंकज : भाई बदनाम है ये धोनी और शारुख के लिए कोई अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड को भी इतना प्यार नहीं करता होगा
उदित (तिद्दु ): भाई मत बंदा है एक दम कूल दूद है ये, जिसे कहते है एक दम बिंदास, बस रात मैं जगता है और सुबह स्तोता है
सुरभि : ये स्त्री हरे बतच के ५०% स्त्रियों का दर्जा रखती है, और सबसे बड़ी बात ये संदीप को मुह के पीछे चाचू और वैभव को कुत्ता कहते है :प
परविंदर (सरदार ) : सरदार का डांस, सरदार के अदा, सरदार के जलवे दूर दूर तक है, भाई ने विशाल का जीया हरम कर रखा था दुन्य का सबसे बड़ा खुरापाती दिमाग शायद इसी के पास है
मोहित(मम्मी ): भाई का रेप सोंग आज भी याद अत है, हमारे बीच मैं एक मात्र रेप सोंग वाला बंदा
अनूप(त्यागन ) : बंदा विन्दोव्स का दीवाना है और इसी तरह से हैक सीखता रह तो बंदा एक न एक दिन मिक्रोसोफ्त को बर्बाद कर देगा :प
सपन : भाई मेरा बड़ा अच स्पोर्त्स्मन है, देदिकातेद है और एग प्लयेर है
हेमेन्द्र ( ज्योति ): भाई किसी को अगर असली खानी सुन्नी हो तो कभी हेम्न्द्रे के रूम मैं चले जाओ , पुरे बचपन से जवानी तक के किस्से है
राजीव ( रावन ) : भाई को बस गली मिली सर्वर रूम के, भाई थोडा बेवर है कभी भी चदना पसंद करता है और एक दम छु छु है
अरुण (गाँधी जी ): मन हे मन गाँधी जी भी किसी पर मरते थे, शायद संतोष ये बात आचे से बता पाए
इन्द्रजीत : सुबह उठा और एक राग लगा
अंशुमन ( भय ): भय हमरे है सबसे बड़े वाले अंधी, बड़े वाले कुदर और सबसे ज्यादा तो एग के प्लयेर है
अभिनव ( नाना ) : ये भले इनका फ़ोन भला, शायद ४ सालों मैं सबसे ज्यादा फ़ोन का बिल इन्ह का आया होगा
सचिन (पटेल ) : भाई को चाय का बड़ा शौक है, चाय के लिए अमेरिका भी जा सकते है
सौरभ ( कश्यप ): बहुत हे देदिकातेद बंदा है, शायद इस से ज्यादा देदिकतिओन कही और देखने को न मिले
अमन (हठी का बचा ) : भाई के शायरी बहुत मशहूर थी, महफ़िलों मैं रंग नहीं होता था इनकी शायरी के बिना
अतुल ( पावा ) : भाई का प्रेसेंस ऑफ़ मंद, हरामी पाने मैं बहुत तेज़ है और नाम बिलकुल सार्थक है इनके लिए पावा, दारू
शिवम् ( चम्पू ) : हमारे अपने गेर्मान बाबा इनका एक घर इंडिया और एक घर गेरमन्य मैं है हर साल वही पहुच जाते है
शशांक(स्टील) : भाई सबसे स्ट्रोंग पेर्सोनालिटी है बतच मैं, कोई भी पंगा लेने से पहले १००^१०० बार सोचता है
मयंक ( किर्कुइत ) : दुनिया मैं साब चीज़ के तारीफ करवा लो बस इन से, अनिक के गंदे जोके पर यही हस सकता है
अक्षित (टट्टी ) : इन्हें बस २ चीजों से प्यार है चिनेसे और अपने रूम मेट कुत्ते से
आशुतोष ( जैमिनी ) : इनका रूम नंबर ३० न जाने कितने पार्टी होस्ट करी होंगी शायद इन्हें भी नहीं मालूम है, पर ये बंदा बहुत बड़े दिल वाला है
कृष्ण (अब्बा, सीतया ): इनके सबसे पहले हिंदी गानों का शुक जो के लैब मैं गाते थे सुन कर मजा अ जाता था बड़े को गमेस और सचिन से बड़ा प्यार है
तुलसी : हमारे बतच के अगली ५०% महिला है, और क्या है, ये क्या है, वोही तो बहुत इस्तमाल मैं लती है
प्रुध्वी : तलेंट का भंडार है ये सबसे तालेंतेड डांसर

तुम्हारा अपना

The End of an ERA....

1st June...11:11 P.M.

Hey guys....I m back. :).

Accha haan start karne se pahle ek warning ----> All characters appearing in this work are real and they do exist and walk amongst us. And all the mentions and resemblemces to any other character are purely intentional and not at all coincidental :).

Yaar pata hai bahut din ho gaye hain last post aur iske beech me, lekin ab kuch cheezein hi aisi ho gayi thi meri life me plus fir sab jaante hain ki sab kuch karne ki ek phase hoti hai agar usse bahar nikal aao to fir vo kaam nahi ho pata hai fir se. But the important thing is that no many whatever happened in the past is past and that I m once again motivated to write about all of u guys (hopefully sabko cover kar lunga...sala ab to yaad bhi nahi hai kis-2 k baare me likha tha aur kiske baare me nahi :P).

Aaj neta ki FB pe post padhi to laga ki yaar sahi me kitna bada phase over ho gaya hai hamari lifes ka. An guys believe it or not the last year at Allahabad has been se hectic that no one ever realised that from heart. First the six months filled with tension of getting placed somewhere and then the next six months filled with work on an intern somewhere. Sala doston k baare me sochne k liye time hi nahi mila. Or put it otherwise, kisi ne socha nahi, kyunki sab jaante hain ki agar sab sochne baithe apne amethi k bandon aur unke saath spent time k baare me to mere ko lagta nahi hai ki shayad koi aisa banda hoga jo apne aansoon rok payega. Kabhi sochna. We had such a great time guys.

Yes, we were diff from other colleges. We didn't have Girls (well u know what i mean...and this was the biggest issue at the starting), no outing spot, no surroundings, not even basic civic ameneties. Haan bahut bure haal me guzaare the vo 3 saal. Lekin kamino ye bhool jaate ho ki jitni aish saalon isi mahaul ki wajah se kaati hai, aur kahin hote to g***d pe laat maar k bahaga dete. Kaunse college me itni bakar hoti hai? Kaunse college me subah guard aake bandon ko jagata hai classes k liye, aur saale ispe bhi gaali khata hai? Kaunse college me profs 11 baje aate hain, uspe bhi bande bina brush kare kisi tarah class me 15 min late pahuchte hain? Kaunse college me aadhi class se kam hone k baad bhi poori class present hoti hai register pe? Kaunse college k hostels k bahar raat ko 3 baje 20 launde charpayi pe ye discuss kar rahe hote hain ki aliens asli hain ki nahi? Kaunse college ki labs raat bhar gaaliyon ki aawaazon se goonjti rahti hain kyunki bandon ko computer pe ek-doosre ko maarna hai? Aur sabse badi baat....Kaunse college me poore 60 k 60 bande ek doosre ko itni acchi tarah se jaante aur samajhte hain? Saale ye sab sirf RGIIT me hi hua tha aur wahin possible hai. Humne kiya ye sab, aur jaane kya-2. Ab to saala yaad bhi nahi hai. Aam aadmi hafte me jitna nahi has pata hai, sala utna hum log ek raat me 5-6 bande ikkattha hoke 2-3 ghante me has lete the. Wahan ka to ek hi nara tha---> "Duniya jaye bhaad me, yahan k to hum hi raja hain". Yaar vo din gazab the. And as Neta said in his post, ab vo nahi wapas aayenge. :'(

Kya yaar emotional kar diya yaar tum kamino ne to :P. Saale mazak-2 me sab k sab dost ban gaye. Itne acche ki sali chaddhi kahan sukhate hain doosre ye bhi yaad hai :D. Lekin bhaiyon ye to manna padega ki kuch log apne poore batch ko sabse acche se jaante the. Ab apne Mr. Tatti ko hi le lo. Vo room se nikla nahi, use koi banda dikha nahi ki bas sabpe comment chalu, sala sabke room me ghus-2 kar comment maar k aata tha. Sala thode dino baad to yaad ho gayi thi iski lines, ki ye room me aayega aur darwaze pe hi khada ho jayega. Fir tidde ko bahut der tak dekhega (gardan tedhi aur muuh pe kaminepan wali smile), fir bolega "Ye tidde...yeeee....laga hua hai bhai....kasam se laga hua hai...." :D :D :D :D. Bhai ser lekin these were some of the things that involuntary became a routine of our batch.

Those evenings would not have been so wonderful, agar Gandhi baba ek baar apna paani ka glass leke room pe nahi aate. Din nahi poora hota tha jab tak Tatta "YE YE YEEEE" na chilla le poore hostel me. Mutthu ko nanga dekhe bina shayad hi koi din guzra ho. Aman aur Anik ki (be sir pair ki) ladai jab tak poore hostel me nahi goonjti thi tab tak maza nahi aata tha. Subah sala gud morning ki jagah "Yo Ronnie Boy!!" sunne ki aadat ho gayi thi apne Natoo se. Sardar aur Ballu ki nautanki na dekh lo tab tak lagta tha saala khana sahi se pacha nahi hai. Jab tak Tiger ya Chacchu k baare me koi kuch bolta nahi tha to saara discussion adhoora lagta tha. Toilet aate-jaate time jab tak ek baar Kinshuk k room me na ruko to hoti hi nahi thi saali sahi se. Guna ya Jindal pe jab tak Pauwe ne comments paas nahi kiye tab tak kya kiye poore din me. Ye sab aur na jaane kya-2, aisi hi kuch ho gayi thi meri life RGIIT me. Vo kehte hain na "Tedhe hain.....par mere hain.."...haan ye sab k sab kamine mere hi dost the. Miss u guys.

I mean guys it truly is THE END OF AN ERA..........

Double Trouble...

Bhaiyon dekho aisa hai ki raat k 2 baj rahe hain. Net aa nahi raha hai aur mere pass na to koi achcha serial hai dekhne ko na hi koi movie hai. To maine socha ki yahi kar lein (ji haan mujhe bilkul sharam nahi aati hai ye accept karte hue ki end-sem 2-3 din door hone par bhi hum log galti se bhi padhne ka naam nahi lete hain, jaise ab to rag-2 me besharmi bas gayi hai). To haan ji abhi tak mere se kafi logon ki kahani sun chuke hain hain. Of course sari meri hi zubani thi, aur koi option hi nahi hai na. Main jaanta hoon ki everyone would be eagerly waiting for their name to come. But wait some more. Abhi kafi log bache hain.

Achcha pahle main kuch aur soch raha tha, lekin maine socha ki ye page couples ko dedicate karte hain. Matlab aise 2 bande(ji haan aap fir se sahi hain, no bandiyan) jo ya to hamesha 1 saath rahte hain ya 1 jaisi harkatein karte ya is zamaane ne unhe rahne pe majboor kar diya hai. Whatever be the reason we are gonna hear about them now.

The Phodus :-

I know when i said "couples" u expected something lekin mere laga ki why do the obvious? Thoda tedha raasta lete hain. Haan ji bhai sahab, to now we are going to tell u about two geeks, and frankly speaking even bigger freaks. Ek 6-7 dino tak nahata nahi hai (main garmiyon ki baat kar raha hoon), dusra chahe naha leta ho lekin pahle se hi chipka rahta hai. Jab dono ko coding ka bukhaar chadhta hai tab to aap dekhiye kya nazara hota hai. Aur agar galti se aapne inhe ladte hue dekh liya, to meri baat maaniye zindagi bhar ladna chod denge (No they are not that brutal, they are so eewwwwww). Matlab thik hai bhaiyon lado, lekin yaar........main to bol bhi nahi sakta. Ji haan sahi jawab (lekin iske liye aapko thenga milega), main baat kar raha hoon The Great and Gigantic duo of Mota Haathi and Batista. Inko dekh kar 1 baat to zaroor yaad aati hai....SIZE DOES MATTER. Bhai lekin bade log hain yaar. And i really mean that. All jokes and satires aside (i can't believe i can do that) yes they are amazing in their own weird geeky way.

Anik bhai, chahe tumne Sanjeev sir ko bhula diya ho, lekin Sanjeev sir aaj bhi IIIT ki galiyon me tumhara naam pukarte hue paaye jate hain. Bhai is bande k bare me kya bolun. Kabhi-2 bahut irritate karta hai. Matlab ye aur iske principles. Mere ko to 1 baar pakka shak ho gaya tha ki HarishChandra k khandan ko belong karta hai. Master Coder, super dedicated, true to his words, and when it comes to exams...ruthless. Sala jaise mera negative nikaal k bhej diya ho bhagwaan ne. I know is bande ne almost sabse zyada logon ko pareshan, dukh aur gussa dilaya hoga, but i think somewhere in his own twisted world all those things were for a reason. And for that ---> SALUTE 2 u.

Same goes for this over-sized, over-working and totally weird guy named Aman (pata nahi sala iske mummy papa ne kaise socha ye naam....hai to bilkul ulta). Bhai mano ya na mano, ye banda nahi hota to sala adhe subjects me pass nahi ho pate apan log to. Hamara to syllabus hi Aman, Fugge aur TP k panel se pass hoke aata tha. Very joyous being, but excessively dirty. I mean WTF dude, kaise rahta hai. Bhai jo bhi ho bande ne kafiyon ki Naiyya paar lagayi hai. Aman bhai.....really a TRUE PHODU.

Chalo choti si chane ki jhad pe bahut upar tak chadha diya hai dono ko. Ab shayad thodi der tak dimaag na kharab karein. Haan bhai moving on.

Nange Bachche :-

Ab bhai title se hi samajh jao. Yahan aapko duniye k 2 aise praniyon ka vishleshan milne wala hai, jo sale ghar se aate to kapde leke hain, lekin hostel me aake lagta hai sabse bade bhikari ho gaye hain (or they belive that someone will surely notice their pornographic skills), pata nahi kya. Mutthu devta aur Circuit devi. (Ohh did i say devi....chalo chodo yaar kaun padhta hai itna deep me).

Mutthu 1 aisa prani hai jise kisi bhi prakar k pinjre me band karna mushkil hi nahi nammumkin hai. Is chakkar me kafi achche khase log iski hit-list me chadh chuke hain. Jis bande ne isko band karne ki koshish kari hai, ye unpe aisa chadhta hai ki bhai sab apni izzat ki rakhwali karne hi bhagte hain. In baaton pe yakeen nahi hota hai to poocho Kauwwe aur Sardar se. Lekin bhai jab kuch karne baithta hai to aisa lagta hai ki baki duniya ko aag bhi laga do to sale ko juun nahi rengegi. One in millions...main ise phi phodus me include karne wala tha....lekin iske vichitra karya-karini ko dekhte hue i decided otherwise. Bhai yaad zaroor rakhna yaar.

Apne circuit, inki kahani shuru hui 1 play se. Munna bhai chale gaye inhe chod gaye nangapan karne. Sala aisa lagta hai ki aise hi patthar k jaisa paida hua tha (by God yaar aunty ko bahut dard hua hoga). Thos sala. Upar se chipak jata hai yaar. Are matlab bas kar yaar. Sala achcha bachcha ban sakta tha, lekin mutthu ki sangati ne dimaag fira diya hai. Matlab atanki bana ghoomta hai. Haan cricket ka balla dikhao ise to kahin tak bhi tumhare peeche chal jayega. Beta tune Natoo ka career barbaad kiya tha, tujhe to aisi haye lagegi na ki paani nahi poochega. Bas sala 2 hi baar chala aur batsmen bolta hai apne ko. BHAK. Yaad aayegi re teri.

So my dear Ladies and Gentlemen, here is the moment that u all have been waiting for. This can be a very sensitive matter so i have to tread carefully.

The Ajans :-

Bhai inka naam sunte hi aisa lagta hai ki sala RGIIT k aadhe pointers to apne me baat k kha jate the. Usse bhi pet nahi bhara to AGE me bechare Guna, Gandhi, Bobbe aur Tidde ki bajate the. Fir sale CS me 1 ko maar do to pakke se tumhari maut pakki, doosra banda uski maut ka badla to lega hi. Ye bhi kam pada to sale Germany bhi ho liye. Matlab sharam haya ki to cheez hi nahi hai in dono me. Hamesha Vikram Betaal ki tarah ghoomte rahte hain, 1 doosre k kandhe pe latke hue. Lekin kuch bhi kaho, sale kaam bahut karte hain.

Pulkit Goyal naan ka jo prani hai na vo sala kahin se bhi mujhe is grah ka to lagta hi nahi hai. Alien hai pakke se, matlab jis cheez me haath dale vo cheez khatarnaak ho jati hai. 1st sem me top mara to logon ne socha ki chalo achcha hai, fir agle sem me bhi top maara. Age ka best player, CS ka one of the best player (agar yahan "one of the" nahi daalta to mera khoon kar dete kuch bande), aur na jaane kitne games khel rakhe hain. Sab sale padh rahe hote hain, iska aadhe time me course khatam ho jata hai aur usme se bhi adhe time games khel raha hota hai. Lekin sala pakata bahut hai. Isse baat karne pe aapko mehsoos hoga ki isme one-word answer system banne ki poori kabiliyat hai. Aisa lagta hai ki bhagwaan ne bol k bheja ho ki "Beta, jitna bologe utni hi zindagi kam hoti jayegi". Matlab bhai hadd hai. Lekin sala jaisa bhi hai jhakass fodu hai. Tere ko to best of luck bhi kya bolun bahi...bas lage rah.

Sapan mahashey ki tareef me chand shabd ab kya bolun. Bechara hai to achcha banda lekin uske sare efforts Pulkit k chakkar me over-shadow ho jate hain. Mere ko abhi tak yaad hai 3rd sem me dono k nine-pointers aaye the, to sab bol rahe the k bhai Pulkit to akele hi 18 poniter le aaya. Sapan ka muh dekhne layak tha. Lekin bhai jab "Yadi to" se bolna start karta hai na tab to samajh jao ki ab Sapan bhai lamba samjhayenge kuch. Best o fluck bhai for the future.

Haan bhai to ye thi kahani hamare campus k couples ki. Mere ko pata hai ki main kafi sare miss kar raha hoon, lekin yar sabke bare me to describe karna mushkil hi ho jayega na. Aur haan bhaiyon actually main ye post kal raat complete karna chahta tha, lekin unfortunately abhi complete kar pa raha hoon. Kal se aaj tak me kuch zyada changes nahi aaye hain. Bas yaar finally GST place ho gaya hai, aur ham logon ne Zero Knowledge Protocol ka achcha implementation karte hue ye dikha diya hai ki bina kuch jane bhi aap sare questiona kar sakte hain(talkin about the SMS Quiz). Chalo abhi k liye itna hi. Milte hain break k baad....

Next on the List...

Yaaron ab to ruka hi nahi jaa raha hai. Mano haath thak gaye hain type karte-2 lekin man nahi maan raha hai. It wants to go on, and describing u guys the best way i can. Feels nice. Doston agar kisi bhi point be tum logon ko lage ki main bore kar raha hoon to..........saalon chup-chaap padhte rahna aur mujhe bilkul mat batana. Mujhe sirf tareefein chahiye :P.

Haan to to bhai where did i leave, yeah...we were discussing some of the left behind creatures of our batch. On a similar note, let me introduce to u all another group.

The Lab Geeks :-

Bhai computer hi inka khana, computer hi inka peena. Computer cheen liya jaye to pakka 1-2 to suicide kar hi lenge. Haan aap logon ne sahi socha i m indeed talking about Tyagan, Kaushik bhaiyya and Khushwaha. Bhaiyon matlab software pe jaise zindagi hi likh di gayi hai bando ki. Computer ki screen k alawa aankhein kuch dekhti hi nahi hain. Main thodi der tak in sab ko dekhta rahta hoon to sahi me lagta hai ki computer me ab ghuse-to-tab. Ye aise log hain ki jinhe dekh k aisa lagta hai ki yaad agar apne computer me se thodi si space nikaal k de sakte to yaar inhi logon ko donate kar dete. These guys really need it. And atleast in Amethi, they were in dire need of the limited MB's that everyone got (raavan teri aisi ki taisi).

Tyagi 1 aisa banda hai jisne 1st sem me pahli baar computer system dekha tha, or atleast kaam to pahli baar hi kiya tha. Ye baat ab to sochte hue bhi mazak lagti hai. Isko 1 baar dimaag me socho to 1 baar ko apna dimaag hi bol de.....bhak bh*******. But believe it or not, it is the truth. And not even Pulkit can be seen taking advice from him (read this line again to feel the magnitude of it). Haan bhai, matlab agar softwares ki food chain to apna tyagi katai lallan-taap pe baitha hua hota. And the best thing is that even after all this we have the liberty of saying "Hamara Tyagi". Kudos man.

Kaushik bhaiyya to bas kaushik bhaiyya hi hain. Mere dimaag me 1 image hai. Mere ko aisa lagta hai ki bas Kaushik subah bolta hai "Tyagi, Khushwaha tayyar ho jao lab jana hai..",..aur dono achche bachchon ki tarah ready hoke nikal lete hain iske peeche lab. Ab mere ko pata hai ki ye image bahut hi galat hai, lekin mera kya jata hai (:P). One thing that i think most people may or may not know about him is that he is an avid gamer. Asli me jo bhi haalat ho, lekin bhai motogp2 me isse achchi bike nahi chala sakta koi bhi. Tried and tested. Faad banda hai yaar.

Khushwaha sahab k bare me ab hum kya bol sakte hain. Jab aap lab me ghuso aur aapko kisi screen ki brightness itni kam lage ki aisa lage ki yaar isse tez to apna mobile jal jayega (aur main purane green display wale phones ki baat kar raha hoon), to samajh jao ki us system pe khushwaha sahab viraajmaan hain. Aankhein screen se itni door ki 1 baar ko meri ungli to ghus jayegi uski aankhon aur screen k beech me lekin Aman ki to pakka nahi ghusegi. But there are only a few who have understood the real talents of this lad. Time and again i have reminded by Kinshuk that this guy has an eidetic memory. I was at first amazed to hear this. But it turned out to be true. Khuchwaha bhai kaun si chakki ka aata khate ho yaar.

Bhaiyon sahi mano to yaar agar ye bande nahi hote sale aadhe se zyada systems kisi na kisi virus se corrupted hote and on an average har banda apna system 10-15 baar format kar chuka hota (which we are in a habit og doind on the slightest of trouble). Tyagi bhai tumne kitne computers bachaye hain tum kya jano. Bhagwaaan bhala kare tum sabka yaar. Ya tumhare case me Charles Babbage (bahut ganda joke tha lekin tab bhi maar diya).

Haan bhai the next group is actually some people who don't into light that often but are rather brought into the light by Social Spammers such as pauwa, ballu, sardar, etc.

The low-profile UPites :-

Guys if within the next 4 seconds u guess who i m talking about than.....than nothing, u still have to read on, there's no escaping this. Here i m talking about the low-lying guys who just hang....not even out. I mean they dont get involved in anything, atleast voluntarily. They are dragged into limelight to be noticed. But Still they are there and a very functioning group of our lives. I m talking about the likes of the recent Chulbul Pandey, Patel Bhai, Ahaiy Shetty and Pankaj urf Shahrukh Khan. Yaar mere ko pata nahi chala lekin 4 me se 3 to hero nikle. Khair ye hain bhi hero layak. Lekin bas apne fans se juda rahte hain. Matlab itna alag ki shayad mere ko 2nd sem tak to pata hi nahi tha ki Deepak hamare hi batch me hai ki nahi. Lekin sahi me yaar Deepak bhai ki to apni hi duniya hai. Main to bas ise tab dekhta tha, jab ye ban-than k teekarmafi ki market me nikalta tha. Are haan main in sab me missing link to bhool hi gaya--->TEEKARMAFI MARKET. Bhai chappa-2 maloom tha in bandon ko. Matlab kahin se kuch bhi, jane kahan-2 tak ghoom rakha tha, aur jane kitni baar. 1 aur cheez common hai in sab me (atleast 3 hero logon me to), sale sab gazab saj dhaj k bahar nikalte hain. Yar bhai inhe dekh k to mujhe kabhi-2 complex ho jata tha (aap logon ko to pata hai meri patent dress --> shorts and sleeveless).

Shetty bhai ne to kasam se mere ko gazab gaaliyan di hongi. Aur sahi bataun to mere ko bhi bahut bura lagta tha, naam maine rakha aur pakda kisne....lipar bhai ne. Bas bhaiyon aage ki kahani jo apne-aap nahi samjha vo sala is batch ka kahlane layak nahi hai. Mujhe shaam k 5-7 k beech me roz 5-6 baar to "Ahaayyy Shettyyy" to sunai de hi jata tha. Aur tabhi mere ko lagta tha ki Shetty bhai to gazab galiyan nikaal rahe honge mere liye. Lipar baba k naam ka bhi jaikara lagega, lekin abhi to ham pankaj bhai aur patel sir ki baat kar rahe hain. yaar mujhe to beech me shak hone laga tha ki sale ye dono kahin FBI k agents to nahi. Matlab mere liye to inki lives bilkul secretive hi rahi. Khair shayad meri hi galti hai. Aadhe log us wing k hamari wing me hi aa jate the, to sala us taraf jane ki aadat hi choot gayi. Lekin jitna pata chala to itna to jaan liya yaar atleast Pankaj bhai to nahi hain, Patel k bare me abhi bhi confirm nahi hai.

Par yaar jo bhi ho, tashan to hai laundon me. Lage raho bhaiyon.

To bhai yahan khatam hoti hai kahani 2 aur groups ki. Sala main likha ja raha hoon lekin net to aa hi nahi raha hai. Matlab Amethi k bare me sochne lago to net to apni karamat to dikhayega hi na. Chalo koi nahi yaar, kal post kar dunga. Chalo yaar abhi band karta hoon. Ab baki posts kal. Chao...

Breaking the Ice....

hey guys i m back. After a session where some questions were asked and some clueless answers were given (i was talking about the WSN Quiz). Thodi pet-puja in the cafetria and the some project work, i m starting again. Sorry yaaron u had to wait for so long. Sala tidda bhi na, project ka kaam galat time pe leke aata hai. Chalo vo sab chodo, kahan the hum log. Haan i left u guys with a promise that i will be bringing some guys of our batch into the highlight.

Note :- I recently edited my 1st post and for some of the things i had previously written i m terribly sorry and i apologize. if someone had read them and felt offensive then again i m really sorry. If you haven't, to saalon aage badho na, ye kya padh rahe ho. Koi sorry bole to itna maza aata hai kya....chalo yahan se...hurrrr.

Bhaiyon as u all know recently, i mean in the last two days there have been lots and lots talk about our favourite moments in RGIIT. There have been comments and specualtions revolving arouns the famous characters of Ballu, Mutthu, Guna, Bakri, Jindal, Robot, Kinshuk, gandhi, Tidaa.....and the list goes on. Well for starters, abhi unki baatein nahi karne wale hain hum log. Abhi charcha ka vishay hain vo log jo ki hain to hamare batch me, lekin aisa lagta hai ki silenncer laga aaye the aur silencer laga k hi wapas chale jayenge. But still, hain to hamare sarv-priya batch-mates hi na, tuo unhi se shuru karte hain.

The Gals :-

Bhaiyon, chillana mat shaant ho jao. Mujhe pata hai ki aap logon k dil me kitna aakrosh, josh, junoon aur na jane kya-2 bhara hua hai, lekin main apne aap ko maaf nahi kar paunga agar maine inke bare me chand shabd nahi kahe. And believe me gals those words are not gonna be in any sense of satirical humour or insult, they are just gonna be an appreciation for letting guys like us to hang around urselves (Given how we behave sometimes i even dont wanna be near us). Lekin sahi me bhaiyon, kabhi sochna these girls spent 4 years of their college lives with us, listening to all the crap that we have been talking about and around them.

Kabhi-2 sochta hoon to sharam aati hai khud par. Mere aaj bhi vo din yaad hai (sab sali CS ki galti hai), 2nd sem, Surabhi's comp was between mine and Tidda's. As usual, we both were joined in the server, and as usual i was looking at tidda's screen so that i can kill him (sala score 1 to aage badhta, sab to robot aut tatte uda dete the). Aur aisa hi hua, tidda aaya maine uski screen me dekha aur clear headshot (thank you..thank you)....tidde ko thodi der tak samajh me nahi aaya ki yaar....ye kaise..??? Fir usne naam padha..meri taraf muda aur apni sabhya zabaan se chand shabd meri taraf teer ki tarah chod diye. But what he didn't realize that Surabhi was also looking at him, so as u can visualize situation kafi gandi ho gayi thi. Hum dono to has liye, lekin surabhi uth k chali gayi. Believe it or not, but since that day i am sorry for that.....really sorry surabhi. Lekin bhaiyon iska matlab ye nahi tha ki mere aur tidde jaise praniyon me ratti bhar bhi akal aane ka naam aati, naa ji naa. Sharam Haya to pehle hi bech k kha li thi (salon tum sab ki bhi baat kar raha hoon....sirf mere aur tidde ko hi mat sochna kamino)....again sorry from all us boyz gals and seriously HATS OFF to you for somehow managing to stay with us. Believe it or not (i even myself can't imagine that i m writing this) WE WILL MISS U.

Haan mujhe pata hai ki bahut sare log, mujhe abhi gaaliyan hi de rahe honge yaar aur bol rahe honge ki saale aage badh, bhau mat kha aur publicity mat bator wagerah-2, lekin aise sab logon k liye hi main bolna chahta hoon..."beta ab kuch karlo..netagiri to rag-2 me bas gayi hai....nahi chutegi...:D :D :D"....sala kuch achcha bhi karo tab bhi credit lene pahuch jate hain...sala jab tak koi tareef na kare to pet hi nahi bharta hai....:) :). Chalo moving on. Haan bhai agla group.

The Biharis :-

Bhai apne batch k sabse vichitra praniyon me se. Aut haan bhaiyon shuru karne se pahle let me inform you that just becoz the name says so it doesn't mean that ki sirf Bihar k log hi shaamil hain. Waise samjhne wale samajh gaye hain....jo na samjhe..vo samajh jayenge, main hoon na. Haan bhai to main jaisi ki aap sab jaante hain main baat kar raha hoon the majestic duo of Gulli-Danda, the ever ravishing hot and sexy Gandhiji, the ever smiling (and i personally sometimes hate it) Gaya and the hawas-ka-pujari(:P) & kitabi-kida TP. Ab bhaiyon inke bare me kya-2 bolun....sab ka motto lagta hai ki zinda rahne k liye jitna kam se kam kha sako utna achcha. Matlab bhai logon gussa na karna (and TP plz bhai leave my testicles alone...i beg of you), lekin yaar sahi me sab k sab Malnutrition k mareez lagte hain. Lekin bhai jo bhi bolo, inka bhi apna hi style hai life jine ka.

Ankur bhai ki hilti hui taangon pe main mar mita tha (Shayad kashyap bhi isi pe...ab kaun jane andar ki baat). Jab maine pahli baar suna tha ye phrase---"Are Kasyap, idhar aao na.." (notice the missing H, wish i could put audio here), bhai ye shabd jaise mere dimaag me gad gaye hon. Matlab jis talleenta aur aaram k saath in shabdon ka uchcharan kiya gaya tha....bhai poocho mat...main to has bhi nahi paya tha. And so it holds till now. Wahi andaz, wahi chal, wahi kad-kathi, ankur bhai salaam aapko.

No. 2 pe hain hamare apne kashyap bhai. Iske room me 1 baar gaya tha, thand k din the. Main andar gaya, dekha kamre me koi nahi tha to bahar nikal aaya. Baad me pata chala ki laptop k saamne jo mere ko fold kara hua kambal lag raha tha actually usme hi Kashyap mahashay lipte hue the. Waah bhai waah...kya lachila badan. Lekin pata nahi koi jaanta hai ki nahi, lekin maine apne aankhon se dekha hai bhai, sab bolte hain TP sala padhta rahta hai, lekin agar tumne kashyap ko padhte hue dekh liya to bas......ab main aage nahi bolunga. Kashyap bhai...lage raho yaar. Sala tum 1 din duniya phodoge.

Chalo bhai ham sabke pyaare Gandhiji ka number. By God yaar, zaroorat se aur zaroorat se kam na inhone bola hai aur na bolenge. matlab kasam se, sale do shabd nikalwane k liye inko poora hilana-dulana padta hai. Chup-chap saadgi se kaam karne wale, aur zindagi me sala kisi ko tedhi nazar se dekha tak nahi hoga...bura-bhala sochna to bahut door ki baat hai. Aur haan, kaun bolta hai sala pulkit ka, anik ka, tatti ka, ya mera placement ho gaya hai. Placement hua hai to sirf Gandhiji ka. Bhai Ajab-Gajab. Kya change hai yaar personality me, matlab duniya palat di hai yaar Gandhiji ne. HATs OFF to u dude. Seriously, well done and keep going.

Gaya bhai namaskar. Gaya bhi sochta hoga yahan college aake ki sala mujhe Gaya me hi paida hona tha, sala mere shaher ka naam Sultan, ya Sher-e-Khalifa nahi ho sakta tha kya. Matlab ghar walon ne to naam faltoo hi rakh diya...sale in kamino ne to VIshal Kumar ki existence hi khatam kar di hai. Matlab bolo to lagta hi nahi hai mera naam hai. Lekin gaya bhai, tumhari ever-lasting smile ka raaz kisi ko batana mat yaar. Hamesha haste rahna. Aur sala ye batao kisne Essekar ko 5th seed player banaya tha tourney me. Sala sabse zyada hit-rate tha, aao koi bhi bhid lo.

TP sir...namaskaar. Bhai is bande ki to daat deni padegi. Matlab he stands for one thing in my life....hard work, pure hard work and perseverence. Bas sala isko bhi agal-bagal walon ki hawa lag gayi (GUNA & SARDAR) aur raat k andheron me behekne laga hamara padhaku Ayaz. Aur isi lat ne janam diya iske doosre roop ko-->HAWAS KA PUJARI. Bhai maarna mat bhai aur kuch bhi kaatna to mat hi bhai (:P)..main to mar hi jaunga. Lekin yaar jab ye kuch solve karta hai na tab iska chehra dekh k aisa lagta hai jaise mata aa gayi hai. Matlab bande ka concentration, sala aisa mere me hota to.....tab bhi kuch nahi ukhad pata. TP bhai tussi gr8 ho.

Ab bhaiyon i think that you have been waiting for quiet some time for this post. So wothout further ado i m gonna post it.

And yes look out for my subsequent posts. Bye for now.....

Our Story, My Way----Part 1

Bhaiyon abhi to shaam k 4:30 ho rahe hain. 6:00 baje WSN ka quiz hai, uske baad shayad CIS ka bhi hai lekin, yaar sitting in front of my lappy and writing this blog is the only thing that i can think of right now. So i m doing that. Laptop ---> kitni zindagiyan barbaad kari hai isne. lekin iski bhi kya galti, sala hum hi control nahi kar paye. Raat-2 bhar movies dekhna, chahe achchi ho na ho. Hamara excuse.."Sala campus dekha hai, aur kuch karne ko hi nahi hai.".....Karne ko to bahut kuch tha lekin kabhi karne ka man hi nahi kara. Upar se jo karte the unhe galiyan bhi bakte the. Gaaliyan bakna aur bakar karna...yahi to 2 kaam hain jo kiye hain sahi se. Movies bhi aadhe man se dekhte the, taki koi ye na bol de ki yaar tu movie nahi dekh raha hai to padh hi le (sahi bola na Gandhi bhai). Padhai ka naam jo bolta tha use aise responses milte the (hain abhi tak), ki sala vo 1 no. ka chu**** hai jo padhai k bare me soch raha hai. "Are pagal hai kya yaar...abhi nahi.", "Sale abhi CS khelte hain, baad me padhenge", "Yaar ye subject to aakhri din ho jayega", "Hat yaar bahut pakau hai", "Bhai main to abhi movie complete kar raha hoon...uske baad dekhta hoon"....sala padhne k alawa duniya jahan k sare kaam yaad aa jate the us samay.

Ab bhaiyon aisa hai ki dekho maine bola tha ki sabke bare me likhunga, to fir maine socha ki yaar sabke bare me akele likhna to possible hai nahi to aisa karte hain ki sabko groups me divide kar dete hain. Aapko kafi overlapping characters mil sakte hain kafi groups me, agar aap apne aap ko 1 se zyada group ka member nahi pate hain to aapka bad luck. But fir bhi keep on reading. First I'll start with the people jinke bare me social networking sites me sabse kam bola gaya hai but nevertheless, kafi important part hain hamare batch k.

Sorry yaar doosra post karne me time lagega....fugga as usual aake mujhe padhne k liye majboor kar raha tha....WSN ki slides tak bhej di. Ab aap log to jaante hi ho ki 1 zamaane me padhaku sa hua karta tha, vo padhaku bachcha abhi bhi mere andar hi hai, bas bahut gahri neend soya hua hai, aut bahut der me hi sahi kabhi-2 jaag jata hai. To abhi vo jaag gaya hai, isliye please yaar thoda excuse karna. Raat tak to pakka 2-3 groups ka in-depth analysis of my view-point aapke saamne pesh karunga.

Introduction and Preface...:)

Hi guys....

Starting from today i m going to narrate to you a story......a fairly long one. I don't know when would i stop writing this or i would loose interest, but as of 19th November 2010 I m very interested in telling you all this. Now a statutory warning before you going on. This text may contain characters, stories, events and places that you might belive are just fictional. But let me tell you all that I ain't that good a writer so i m just writing down the memories that i have of my life at my college, or should i say my village (Amethi, pun intended). Many of you may find various resemblances to many of the characters that i m going to mention. If you do, keep it to yourself. Well here i go.

Well lets just start from the beginning. An above average student, with hopes of doing engineering from on of the best colleges in the country (The IITs), lands nowhere on his JEE exam and bags a rank of 4751 in the AIEEE. He is a bit shocked as now what might happen, his parents a bit distressed and he thinks that this is what an end feels like. Goes to the councelling in NIT-Allahabad, has two options -- NIT-Allahabad (Mech.) and the IIIT Allahabad(Amethi Campus) (IT). He chooses the latter coz he thinks that atleast he might be getting Information Technology, and that is what most of the guys are running after. Quiet content with what he had chosen and after the end of the day he gets to know that he got what he intended. His family thinks that IIIT Allahabad is a very big name amongst the national engineering colleges and that our son will study good there and have a good future. So he agrees. Thinking that this is a new campus and would be a lot better than the already existing IIIT Allahabad. Smiles on his insides already. Only on reaching there did he realise hi worst fears.

Chalo yaar ab lag raha hai angrezi thodi zyada ho rahi hai. Waise bhi I only intend and i truly believe that only my batch-mates will end up reading this story (i hate so it but even some of them too wouldn't care). To chalo bhaiyon abhi tak to samajh me aa hi gaya hoga aapko ki abhi tak main apni hi baatein kar raha tha. Ab baat ye hai ki aap log soch rahe honge ki main yahan par apni, matlab hamari, college life k kuch haseen palon k baaron me likhunga. Lekin aapke josh ko dekhte hue mujhe kahna padega ki aisa kuch bhi nahi hone wala hai. Sala sab kuch to facebook pe ugal diya hai tum logon ne ab aur kuch bacha hai kya..??? To yaaron maine socha ki kuch alag karte hain, something different. So here's what i'm going to do now. I am going to narrate to you how i felt about each of that characters in my story (of course guys its about our college life, and u are the characters so dont close this page....film to abhi baki hai mere dost). Yes, many of u might feel that the descriptions given are not apt, but still they are my feelings after all (Please yaar poora to padh lena....bahut mehnat se likha hai :P). Aur haan bhaiyon 1 aur baat. Yaar maine bahut socha ki sabke bare me achchi baatein likhunga lekin shayad aisa nahi ho payega, zyadatar logon ki insult bhi ho sakti hai. Sorry guys.

Note :- I would specially like to thank Mistri a.k.a. Networking Baba a.k.a. The Great Gandhi for giving me the initial push to write this blog. Haan thoda bahut haath Pauwe aur Chachchu ne bhi lagaya tha us push me, lekin ab maine socha unka naam lunga to sab sale hasne lagenge. Aur haan yaar..Fugge ne bhi prerit kiya tha mujhe(actually ro raha tha ki "waaah beta mera naam nahi likha tune...maine bhi to bola tha tere ko"...to le bhai fugge tera bhi naam likh diya) To here goes.

Haan to bhaiyon kahan the hum. Ab yaar college ki baatein baad me karenge, pahle 1 kissa sunata hoon. Jab me papa k saath IIT aaya tha pahli fees dene, to usi train me mere saath 1 aur family bhi aayi thi wahi cheez karne. Bhai aur suno, unki beti kasam se sahi lag rahi thi yaar. Saath me changing room me hamari dono families ne nahaya-dhoya aur fresh hue. Us samay main bas isi cheez pe concentrate kar raha tha ki yaar kaash ye meri batch-mate ho, kasam se maza aa jayega. Lekin bhai baai karne ki himmat nahi hui. College me bhi dikhi vohi, usi ko taak rahe the ki tabhi 1 aur dikh gayi. Bas apna kaun sa imaan-dharam hai, use bhi taakne lage. Sala thodi der baad shayad papa ne pehchan liya ki beta kamina, lekin papa ne mujhe aisa look diya. Meri sahi me halat kharab ho gayi thi 1 min ko to....Sala us samay kya pata tha ki itni badi machchli pe haath maar raha tha (they were really big fish, hamari counter-parts actually, janne k liye mere se personally contact karna padega :) :) ) . Chadar k bahar pair pasaarne ki aadat to jaygi nahi na. Waise ye kissa isliye bataya ki koi confuse na ho mere ko leke....main tab bhi waisa hi tha....abhi bhi waisa hi hoon....bas thoda kaminapan add ho gaya hai. All thanx to u guys.

Yaar jab college pahuche, sala tempo me 1 to itne log bhar liye the jaise jane kahan hi le ja raha hai, upar se fir sala sunsaan raaste pe chalaye ja raha tha. Bada sa red-gate dikha...charon aur jungle...bahar IIIT ka board..socha chalo thik hai yaar sare colleges interior me hi to hote hain. Aage jake koi badi si building aayegi vahi hoga college. Sala andar lata gaya. Main gate dikha...1 baar ko to main khush ho gaya tha. Maine socha ki sala itna bada campus hain ki buildings dikh hi nahi rahi hain main-gate se. Fir sale ne hostel-gate pe utaar diya. Bas, zindagi khatam ho gayi aisa laga. Sala isse badi building to mere school ki thi. Maine bola beta achche fase, ab to marani padegi isi bekaar jagah me. Mujhe kya pata tha mere life k sabse kamine aur badmaash bande yahin milenge, aur main unse bichadne k gam me itna lamba sa kuch likh dunga. Bhai pahle din hi thaan liya tha ki IIT k liye fir se try karunga. Aur isi wajah se Tidda mera roomie bhi bana tha. Par vo sab thodi der baad. Wait for my next post.